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I knew it was a good idea….Jogging is great.
It was a beautiful morning. The morning dew had set in and the everything looked fresh. The road was empty and there was absolutely no traffic, What a great day to start jogging. I started with a brisk walk…i planned on increasing the pace slowly coz i did not want to pull a hamstring. Which made me think do pigs pull ham strings?. i rounded off the corner and slowly started to jog…my plans were simple, jog around the 1st and 2nd main road…trot around andal nagar and finally when i reach optimum speed run back home. I had it down phat but that’s when it happened…a stupid mongrel in the street started chasing me…it was not your normal street mutt it looked like a cross between a bulldog and a shitsu….I’ve named him “bullshitsu”. Anyways I ran back to my apartment building as fast as my legs could take me half expecting a set of jaws to close in on my bottom…which oddly made me think, Why do they call it your “bottom”, when it’s really in the middle of your body? Anyways Its surprising how fear can make you do crazy things. I jumped over the compound wall in one smooth motion ran into my flat and crashed into the Sofa. I felt pretty good about jumping the wall…i kind of felt like superman who could leap over the tallest building in a single bound but then again why would superman want to leap over a building if he can fly?
I knew it was NOT a good idea….Jogging is for dogs