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It’s time

When someone finishes a sentence with “Yeah….When pigs fly…”

Remind them “Swine Flu”

Boooyaaa!

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Stretching Exercise

If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, it takes 6-8 muscles to smile, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.

Instructions…

I RTFM
It DNFW

Remembering the basic

Ready
10 work
20 goto Hell