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Latin seems to be the “in” thing nowadays. everybody is quoting something in latin. its either in their e-mail signature, or their web title or in some cases its their profile name in orkut. Its boring to see the same old captions like “Veni vidi vici” “caveat emptor” etc etc. Why not have something interesting for a change?. We’ll here’s a list of “Rarely” used latin sayings

• Veni, Vidi, Dormivi” (I came, I saw, I slept)
• Veni, Vidi, volo in domum redire. (I came, I saw, I want to go home.)
• Veni, Vidi, Ambulavi. (I came, I saw, I walked.)
• Corripe Cervisiam (Seize the beer!)
• Carpe Canum (Seize the Dog)
• Merda taurorum animas conturbit (Bullshit baffles brains)
• Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! (Not Worth A Rats Ass!)
• Sona si Latine loqueris. (Honk if you speak Latin.)
• Mellita, domi adsum. (Honey, I’m home.)
• Magister Mundi sum! (I am the Master of the Universe!)
• Da mihi sis cerevisiam dilutam. (I’ll have a light beer.)
• Stercus accidit (shit happens)
• ad nauseam (to sickness)
• Corruptio optimi pessima (corruption of the best is worst)
• Res melius evinissent cum Coca (Things go better with Coke.)
• Qui tacet consentit. (He who is silent agrees.)
• Quid Novi. (What’s New?)
• Nullum Gratuitum Prandium. (There is no free lunch!)
• Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! (This boy is the stupidest of all!)
• Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit. (Diverse grapes, through time, grow together.)
• Vacca foeda. (Stupid cow.)
• Raptus regaliter. (Royally screwed.)
• Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! (Don’t you dare erase my hard disk!)
• Furnulum pani nolo. (I don’t want a toaster.)
• Canis meus id comedit. (My dog ate it.)
• Illiud Latine dici non potest. (You can’t say that in Latin.)
• Nullo metro compositum est. (It doesn’t rhyme.)
• Fac ut gaudeam. (Make my day.)
• Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! (May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!)
• Radix lecti. (Couch potato.)
• Quo signo nata es? (What’s your sign?)
• Ventis secundis, tene cursum. (Go with the flow.)
• Te precor dulcissime supplex! (Pretty please with a cherry on top!)
• Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
• Sit vis vobiscum. (May the Force be with you.)
• Propino tibi salutem! (Cheers!)
• ascendo tuum (Up yours)
• Vultur non capit muscam! (The eagle does not catch flies)
• Philosophum non facit barba! (The beard does not define a philosopher)
• quasi (as if)
• Anus Equi Volants! (Flying ass of the horse (Fr. R. Macchietto)
• Aspice, officio fungeris sine spe honoris amplioris. (Face it, you’re stuck in a dead end job.)
• mea culpa” (My fault.)
• Carpe Narem (Pick your nose)
• Non urinat in ventum (Don’t piss into the wind)
• Fac ut vivas. (Get a life.)
• Qui vir odiosus! (What a bore!)
• Braccae tuae aperiuntur. (Your fly is open.)
• Cogito Ergo Doleo. (I think therefore I am depressed.)
• tum podem extulit horridulum (you are talking shit)
• stercus tauri (Bull Shit)
• vQuid Fit? (What’s Happening?)
• Discedere ad inferos! (Go to hell!)
• Latine dictum, sit altum videtur (What’s said in latin always seems to be more interesting)