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Here is the Case:
On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and
concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped
from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a
note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth
floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window,
which killed him instantly.. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware
that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to
protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able
to complete his suicide the way he had planned.
“Ordinarily, ” Dr Mills continued, “A person, who sets out to commit suicide
and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he
intended, is still defined as committing suicide.” That Mr. Opus was shot on
the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful
because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a
homicide on his hands.
In the room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was
occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he
was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled
the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the
window striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject “A” but kills
subject “B” in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject “B”.
When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both
adamant and both said that they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old
man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded
shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr.
Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, if the gun had been accidentally
loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old
couple’s son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal
accident.
It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and
the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun
threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would
shoot his mother. Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was
guilty of the murder even though he didn’t actually pull the trigger. The
case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of
Ronald Opus.
Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son
was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the
failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump
off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun
blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered
himself, so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

(A true story from Associated Press, Reported by Kurt Westervelt)

And finally the climax scene - Stepnee

Frankly I haven’t laughed this much in a long time
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and here he is giving Prabu Deva a complex
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